I saw this post on facebook and the comments were full of miserable fucking American parents (for some reason, the other countries were being cool) being all “sprinkles won’t teach them anything” “monster spray will just make them further believe that monsters are real and you are encouraging stupid ideas” “putting glitter on money is illegal, you will be arrested”
The entire thread made me wonder why some miserable cunts are parents after all. Their kids are going to be boring ass stock brokers or something
The facebook post made me this angry too… these ideas are freaking genius
Oh for… it is illegal, but holy shit you won’t be arrested unless you’re, like, burning and pissing on currency in front of a bunch of cops (or treasury agents). Even then they’d probably tell you to quit before they actually pursued charges. Like, I know a lot of times I’m like “OMG PLEASE STOP” when it comes to defacing currency because it just makes my job harder as a bank employee, but I’m talking about people, like…. writing ‘boner’ on one dollar bills because EVERYONE thinks they’re the first motherfucker to think that one up. Put glitter on tooth fairy money, do it, don’t worry about the cops coming, jeez.
What’s wrong with fucking sprinkles? I mean you can’t put them on everything (they’ll sink to the bottom of juice, for example), but putting them on smoothies isn’t going to kill them, so why the fuck not?
*cough* critical American helicopter parents are the worst *cough*
Although I’m just gonna say that if I have a bottle of monster spray, rest assured it’s holy water or has salt in it I’ve heard too much to take chances
Latest positive news out of Ferguson. Community coming together.
Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…
and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child
This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.
yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic
Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.
GET WRECKED SON
It just got better
Recently I posted this video containing all of Bill’s scenes in the Japanese dub of “Dreamscaperers,” and ever since it’s been perpetuated that in the scene pictured, Bill refers to Stan using the くん(“-kun”) honorific. THIS IS FALSE and honestly I don’t understand at all where anyone is getting this, because Bill’s pronunciation is very clear and difficult to mishear.
For those who somehow couldn’t properly hear it, what Bill ACTUALLY says is スタンパインスが… (“Stan Pines ga…”)
が (“ga”), in Japanese grammar, is a particle indicating what proceeds it is the subject or occasionally the object of a sentence. This is the kind of thing that would be dropped in an English translation, so basically, Bill is simply referring to Stan the exact same way he does in the original English version of the episode, with no honorific or indication of what their relationship might be.
Since I’m the one who posted the original video and I hate the spread of misinformation in the Gravity Falls fandom, where ridiculous theories can take off like wildfire because of things like animation errors, I had to put this to rest once and for all. I previously attempted to do so on a reblog of another post someone made that was spreading this misconception, only for it to apparently be ignored, as I am STILL getting reblogs on the original video claiming Bill refers to Stan as “Stan Pines-kun” (which if you knew anything about the Japanese language outside of anime, you know would be extremely bizarre and unrealistic, since if Bill and Stan were close enough to where Bill was referring to him with the “-kun” honorific it wouldn’t be with his full name, it would be just “Stan-kun”)
Please reblog to spread the word and prevent more false information from perpetuating through the fandom! Thank you!
For those who are interested, here’s the firsthand account from the Amnesty observers’ team, who are still in Ferguson, of what they experienced last night. You can also find some of the personal Twitters of the team members on that page.
If you’re just catching up, this is Amnesty USA’s press release from when they first dispatched observers (their own link is broken) and a more personal blog post from a member of the delegation.
Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game
Identifying victims of violent crime as “prostitutes” has a distancing effect: it makes “normal” women feel safe. This good girl/bad girl binary interacts with the normal man/client binary to create “extraordinary” circumstances within which this violence can occur. Arguably, when “good” women are murdered by men, this creates a threat to all women and a woman’s place/space of work or how outside of normalised sexual activities she steps is no longer relevant […]
The term “prostitute” does not simply mean a person who sells her or his sexual labour (although rarely used to describe men in sex work), but brings with it layers of “knowledge” about her worth, drug status, childhood, integrity, personal hygiene and sexual health. When the media refers to a woman as a prostitute, or when such a story remains on the news cycle for only a day, it is not done in isolation, but in the context of this complex history.
Jim Beaver just made the Ice Bucket Challenge haters sit down and shutup
Disclaimer: You will probably cry when you watch the video
Yep. One of my favorite teachers died from ALS in a matter of months. This is exactly what I’ve been thinking.
white people: mike brown robbed that store!
Lawyer: no he didn’t
Store owners: nope
Eye witnesses: nah
white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
YES Markiplier. Congratulations for 3 million subscribers! You’re so unique man. ;v;
I don’t need to see a picture of the sky, the trees, plants. There’s only one you.
I could Google image search ‘the sky’ and I would probably see beautiful images to knock my socks off. But I can’t google, you know ‘what does my friend look like today?’
For you to be able to take a picture of yourself that you feel good enough about to share with the world - I think that’s a great thing
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